First day
 
 
 

hannahsky:

piscesnoalbafica:

ifabodycatchabody:

sobeautiful-sounusual:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE 

THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG. 

OMFG CUTEST THING EVER

is back, and I must reblog again 

<3<3

(Source: toptumbles)

 
 

Reblog this if you are literally surprised when people find you attractive.

admhawthorne:

Every. Single. Time.

(Source: ohddaniellee)

 
 

h4te:

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar, you will understand.

 
 

adorewhore:

Greys Anatomy is the reason I’m emotionally unstable

 
 
karatam: nightosphering: postapocalypticfashion: When Aisha Tyler was selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference, she received an unprecedented flood of hate from trolls who complained about the fact that she knew nothing about gaming. Too bad haters didn’t do their homework first, because as it turns out Aisha Tyler knows more about gaming that all of us put together. Her Facebook response was awesome and predictably went viral. In case you missed it, here’s her masterpiece. Haters, take note. Dear Gamers I play. I’ve played since I was a little kid.  Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr. Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat. Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos. I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari. Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school. Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby. You think you know. You don’t know. I’ve been a gamer since before you could read. Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris. Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry. Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s. I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles. I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial. I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon. I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012. I didn’t do any of it for the money.  For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that. I did it because I love video games. Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love. How many games have you done voices for? How many cons have you repped at? Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count. I go to E3 each year because I love video games. Because new titles still get me high. Because I still love getting swag. Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve. People ask me what console I play. Motherfucker, ALL of them. I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer. I don’t do it for the money. I have plenty of money. I don’t do it for the fame. Fuck fame. I do it because I love video games. I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up to assassinate me on XBL.  I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore. I don’t play to prove a point.  I don’t play to be the best. I play because I love it. I play. I’ve been playing my whole life.  I’m not ashamed of it. I don’t apologize for it. It’s who I am. To the core. I’m a gamer. So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play; To the GAF dicks,  Gamespot trolls,  To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube: Flame away. Go nuts. Post every jackass comment your heart desires. I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement and you have to sell your old-ass console and get a real job. For now, I say to you respectfully, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, GFYS. #distant sound of a mic being dropped http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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karatam:

nightosphering:

postapocalypticfashion:

When Aisha Tyler was selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference, she received an unprecedented flood of hate from trolls who complained about the fact that she knew nothing about gaming. Too bad haters didn’t do their homework first, because as it turns out Aisha Tyler knows more about gaming that all of us put together. Her Facebook response was awesome and predictably went viral. In case you missed it, here’s her masterpiece. Haters, take note.

Dear Gamers

I play.

I’ve played since I was a little kid. 

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos.

I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don’t know.

I’ve been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn’t do any of it for the money. 

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer.

I don’t do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don’t do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL. 

I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don’t play to prove a point. 

I don’t play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I’ve been playing my whole life. 

I’m not ashamed of it.

I don’t apologize for it.

It’s who I am.

To the core.

I’m a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play;

To the GAF dicks, 

Gamespot trolls, 

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

#distant sound of a mic being dropped

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 
 
Insert Stupid Blog Name Here: IMDb's Top 250 movie list

bisforbatman:

Bold what you have seen

  1. The Shawshank Redemption
  2. The Godfather
  3. The Godfather: Part II
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  6. 12 Angry Men
  7. The Dark Knight
  8. Schindler’s List
  9. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  10. Fight Club
  11. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
  12. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  13. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
  14. Inception
  15. Goodfellas
  16. Star Wars
  17. Seven Samurai
  18. Forrest Gump
  19. The Matrix
  20. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  21. City of God
  22. Se7en
  23. The Silence of the Lambs
  24. Once Upon a Time in the West
  25. Casablanca
  26. The Usual Suspects
  27. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  28. Rear Window
  29. It’s a Wonderful Life
  30. Psycho
  31. Leon: The Professional
  32. Sunset Blvd.
  33. American History X
  34. Memento
  35. Apocalypse Now
  36. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  37. Saving Private Ryan
  38. Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  39. City Lights
  40. Alien
  41. Spirited Away
  42. North by Northwest
  43. Modern Times
  44. Django Unchained
  45. Citizen Kane
  46. Back to the Future
  47. The Shining
  48. The Pianist
  49. The Dark Knight Rises
  50. Life is Beautiful
  51. The Departed
  52. M
  53. Vertigo
  54. Paths of Glory
  55. American Beauty
  56. Taxi Driver
  57. Double Indemnity
  58. Aliens
  59. Toy Story 3
  60. WALL-E
  61. The Lives of Others
  62. The Intouchables
  63. The Green Mile
  64. Gladiator
  65. A Clockwork Orange
  66. The Great Dictator
  67. Amelie
  68. The Prestige
  69. Lawrence of Arabia
  70. To Kill a Mockingbird
  71. Reservoir Dogs
  72. Das Boot
  73. Cinema Paradiso
  74. The Third Man
  75. Requiem for a Dream
  76. The Lion King
  77. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
  78. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  79. Once Upon a Time in America
  80. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
  81. Full Metal Jacket
  82. L.A. Confidential
  83. Braveheart
  84. Chinatown
  85. Oldboy
  86. Singin’ in the Rain
  87. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  88. Some Like it Hot
  89. Bicycle Thieves
  90. Metropolis
  91. Amadeus
  92. Rashomon
  93. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  94. All About Eve
  95. The Sting
  96. Unforgiven
  97. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  98. The Apartment
  99. Raging Bull
  100. The Bridge on the River Kwai
  101. Witness for the Prosecution
  102. Grave of the Fireflies
  103. Die Hard
  104. Batman Begins
  105. A Separation
  106. Yojimbo 
  107. Inglourious Basterds
  108. Snatch
  109. For a Few Dollars More
  110. The Great Escape
  111. Downfall
  112. Pan’s Labyrinth
  113. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
  114. Up
  115. Toy Story
  116. On the Waterfront
  117. The Elephant Man
  118. The Seventh Seal
  119. The General
  120. Heat
  121. The Maltese Falcon
  122. Blade Runner
  123. The Kid (1921)
  124. Rebecca
  125. Gran Torino
  126. Wild Strawberries
  127. Scarface
  128. Fargo
  129. Ran
  130. The Big Lebowski
  131. Touch of Evil
  132. The Deer Hunter
  133. Cool Hand Luke
  134. The Gold Rush
  135. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
  136. No Country for Old Men
  137. It Happened One Night
  138. Sin City
  139. Strangers on a Train
  140. Casino
  141. Jaws
  142. The Sixth Sense
  143. Platoon
  144. The Thing
  145. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  146. Trainspotting
  147. The Wizard of Oz
  148. The Avengers
  149. High Noon
  150. Good Will Hunting
  151. Hotel Rwanda
  152. Kill Bill: Vol 1
  153. Warrior
  154. The Secret in Their Eyes
  155. Annie Hall
  156. Gone With the Wind
  157. The Grapes of Wrath
  158. My Neighbor Totoro
  159. Notorious
  160. V for Vendetta
  161. Into the Wild
  162. Finding Nemo
  163. Life of Brian
  164. Dial M for Murder
  165. How to Train Your Dragon
  166. The King’s Speech
  167. There Will Be Blood
  168. The Big Sleep
  169. The Night of the Hunter
  170. Ben-Hur
  171. The Terminator
  172. Network
  173. Million Dollar Baby
  174. Stand by Me
  175. Groundhog Day
  176. The Best Years of Our Lives
  177. Donnie Darko
  178. Twelve Monkeys
  179. Dog Day Afternoon
  180. Mary and Max
  181. The 400 Blows
  182. Amores Perros
  183. Black Swan
  184. The Bourne Ultimatum
  185. Persona 
  186. Gandhi
  187. Howl’s Moving Castle
  188. The Killing
  189. The Graduate
  190. A Beautiful Mind
  191. The Princess Bride
  192. 8 1/2
  193. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  194. Life of Pi
  195. The Hustler
  196. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  197. La Strada
  198. Slumdog Millionaire
  199. Rocky
  200. Anatomy of a Murder
  201. The Manchurian Candidate
  202. The Exorcist
  203. The Wild Bunch
  204. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
  205. Rope
  206. Barry Lyndon
  207. Stalag 17
  208. The Artist
  209. Sleuth
  210. Stalker
  211. In the Name of the Father
  212. Infernal Affairs
  213. Roman Holiday
  214. The Truman Show
  215. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  216. Memories of Murder
  217. Monsters, Inc
  218. District 9
  219. A Fistful of Dollars
  220. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  221. Ip Man
  222. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
  223. Ratatouille
  224. Star Trek (2009)
  225. A Streetcar Named Desire
  226. Jurassic Park
  227. La Haine
  228. Shutter Island
  229. All Quiet on the Western Front
  230. 3 Idiots
  231. Beauty and the Beast
  232. Incendies
  233. Rain Man
  234. Rosemary’s Baby
  235. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
  236. Like Stars on Earth
  237. Harvey
  238. Mystic River
  239. Papillon
  240. Manhattan
  241. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  242. Nosferatu
  243. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring
  244. The Help
  245. Three Colors: Red
  246. The Untouchables
  247. The Wrestler
  248. The Celebration
  249. In the Mood for Love
  250. Big Fish

Jesus, I’m so boring ….. and waaayyyy behind in movies :(

 
 

for-rizzles-my-nizzle:

“Maura, why the hell is our 5-year-old daughter sitting in her room reading a dictionary?”

“Well Jane, that is her punishment. I got a call from her school today saying that she cussed out a couple of boys at recess who wouldn’t let her play kickball with them. She then justified her actions by telling the principal that ‘when somebody is being a jackass, you just gotta cuss ‘em out and move on’. Do you know who she might have gotten that idea from?”

“No…”

 
 
lespetitesmortsde: departured: winterauhl: venchy: i think this is my phobia same all me Yup

lespetitesmortsde:

departured:

winterauhl:

venchy:

i think this is my phobia

same

all me

Yup

(Source: darkxtruth)

 
 

btprincessgirl:

herrmedic:

lollipocalypse:

sublimesublemon:

These are… actually pretty inspiring.

Cool.

Forever reblog.

“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”

thats just awesome

“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”

My fave right there.

(Source: macs-guide-to-the-galaxy)

 
 
buddha-in-disguise: bowlingstar11: reblogging for that last reason alone ^ Absolutely reblogging for the last reason alone! 

buddha-in-disguise:

bowlingstar11:

reblogging for that last reason alone

^ Absolutely reblogging for the last reason alone! 

(Source: theladycheeky)

 
 
 
 
 
 
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